Category: Joke Board
One hot July day, we found an old, straggly cat at our door. She was a
pretty sorry sight - starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all
matted
down. We felt so sorry for her that we put her in a carrier and took her to
the vet. She had no name so we named her Pussycat.
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know
when we could come and get her.
My husband [the complainer] said OK, but don't forget to wash her, she
stinks. And he reminded the vet that it was his wife that wanted the dirty
cat,
not him.
My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband El-Cheap-O.
My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love to hate each other.
Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located
next door to the vet.
The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
Suddenly, a side door opened and in leaned the vet. He had obviously seen
my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband and, in a loud voice announced:
"Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose.
And by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And
with that, he closed the door!!